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Frogglet SpecOps 26 – Pasta Polic e

The Special Operations Network (nicknamed SpecOps) is the government agency responisble for policing areas considered too specialised to be tackeled by the normal police force.

 ** SpecOps 1: **  This SpecOps division is said to be the division that controls all of SpecOps and the divisions within it. Colonel Flanker works for this division. **SpecOps 2:** This division of SpecOps is said to be the thought police, they are meant to be able to control your thoughts or something of that nature and they will stop things if they get to out of control in your mind! **SpecOps 3:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ (Wednesday Next [Thursday’s mother] used to work for this division **SpecOps 4:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ (Said to be similar to SpecOps 5 but a bit more intense)  **SpecOps 5:** This division of SpecOps is the Search and Containment Facility. Workers are given a criminal to find and get rid of; they stick with the one person until they are destroyed. This division has been told to follow Acheron Hades and his sister Aornis.   Fillip Tamworth, Filbert Snood, Agents Buckett, Kannon, Phodder, Dedmen, Walken, Slaughter and Lamb have all worked for this division of SpecOps. Thursday also worked for this division for a short period of time.  **SpecOps 6:** This division of SpecOps is the National Security division. They are held with the responsibility of looking after the president, the prime minister as well as Mycroft Next at a certain time. **SpecOps 7:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ **SpecOps 8:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ **SpecOps 9:** This SpecOps division is Antiterrorism. The workers go through a series of training sequences to become part of a special police who can then deal with terrorists. Agent Buckett worked for this division before he was temporally transferred to SpecOps 5. **SpecOps 10:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ **SpecOps 11:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ **SpecOps 12:** This division of SpecOps is the Chronoguard also known as The  Office for Special Temporal Stability. The Chronoguard are able to travel through time, past, present and future. They are mean to deal with Anomalous Time Ripplation, Timephoons, Policing the Timestreams and repairing paradoxes. People who work for the Chronoguard can turn bad or rouge as they say, just like Thursday’s father Colonel Next. Others who have worked or a currently working for the Chronoguard include: Lavoisier, Friday Next (Thursday’s son), Filbert Snood (before he was transferred to SpecOps 5 and was brutally murdered), Captain Marat and Colonel Rutter.

**SpecOps 13:** This division of SpecOps is the Genetic Detectives. They are responsible for the cloning of the dodos and the mammoths. They are responsible for looking after the Neanderthals and their doings. Mr. Stiggins works for this division f SpecOps and although he is a Neanderthal himself he is the head of the department. **SpecOps 14:** This division of SpecOps is the Tactical Support division. They specify on having sharpshooters and they trigger-happiness! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 15:** This division of SpecOps is the Drug Enforcement Agency; they specialize on enforcing drugs on to people (only joking!). They enforce the drug policies and make people obey the law when it comes to drugs. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 16:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 17:** This division of SpecOps is Suckers and Biters. Suckers and Biters workers deal with Vampires, ghosts, demons and zombies. They also deal with SEB (Supremely Evil Beings) on a daily basis; this can occasionally make one of the SpecOps workers turn bad. The SEB are captured and contained in glass jars and then taken to the Loathsome Id Containment facility. Spike Stoker works for this department. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 18:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 19:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 20:** __CLASSIFIED! FOR PRIVATE EYES ONLY!__ <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif"> **SpecOps 21:** This division of SpecOps is the Transport Authority division. They are in charge of what is transported overseas etcetera. They make sure that no-one is transporting goods that they shouldn’t be, or shouldn’t have. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 22:** This division of SpecOps is the English Aviation Authority. They take care of international and national transportation (airships, aeroplanes and aircraft) and make sure that no-one is doing anything they shouldn’t! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 23:** This division of SpecOps is the food and drug administration division. They regulate the amount of drugs that people are able to get and what sort (all legal of course). They make sure that food is distributed to all areas of the country when necessary. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 24:** This division of SpecOps is Art Crime. They are there to protect any pieces of art that need protecting and they are also expected to find any pieces of art that have been stolen, without any harm coming to the artwork. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 25:** This division of SpecOps is the Industrial Safeguards. They help to create safeguards that keep workers safe when working with industrial pieces of equipment. They must safety check everything first before allowing others to use the product. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 26:** This division of SpecOps is the Pasta Police which I am the head coordinator! It’s pretty much self explanatory, if someone reports a piece of pasta or even noodles, spaghetti etc. that has gone rouge and does not want to cook (as in a whole packet), or has started running a muck around their house we have to step in an capture the piece of pasta. If we don’t stop the pasta before it reaches a day out of the packet the owners of the packet of pasta are in a fair amount of danger! We take our job very seriously and it is no laughing matter. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 27:** This division of SpecOps is The Literary Detectives. They are responsible for dealing with stolen or forged manuscripts, poems, sonnets, you name it. They will go to extreme lengths to make sure that the works of literature stays the way it should be. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">Detectives Thursday Next, Bowden Cable, Victor Analogy, Finisterre, Fisher, Helmut Bight, Boswell, Malin and Sole, Jeff and Geoff (the forty brothers) and James Crometty all work for this department of SpecOps. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 28:** This division of SpecOps is the Inland Revenue Services. This means that they are responsible for taking care of the taxes. They are expected to asses the incoming taxes. Agent Lamb worked for this department. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 29:** This division of SpecOps is the Shakespeare division. Although Shakespeare is part of literature, you would expect SpecOps 27 to deal with the works of Shakespeare. However this is not the case, they have their own wing and they deal with anything to do with Shakespeare, forgeries, stolen goods, etc. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 30:** This division of SpecOps is Neighbourly Disputes as well as Public Services Enforcement Authority. They both deal with the problems within the communities and they fix and feuds that may have started in the neighbourhood. <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif">**SpecOps 31:** This division of SpecOps is the Cheese Enforcement Agency, or the Good Taste Re-education Authority department. They specialize on the taste buds and they will tell everyone which cheese is better for you, why a certain cheese is banned and anything else you want to know about food! <span style="FONT-FAMILY: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif"> **SpecOps 32:** This division of SpecOps is the Horticultural Enforcement Agency. This department will come around and inspect your garden and the area in which you live. If you have any plants that are classified illegal they will kindly ask you to remove them, if you refuse to do so they can get ugly! They are very good at the job that they do. **SpecOps 33:** This division of SpecOps is the Entertainment Facilitation Department. This division looks after the way the plays of England and surrounding countries are performed as well as having a say on what goes onto your television screen (after Goliath that is!) **SpecOps 34:** This division of SpecOps is the Global Web Police. They look after the internet and the entire goings on related to the World Wide Web. They have the power to change everything that is on the internet at the click of a button. As well as looking after the internet they also work with spiders. They make sure that no-one does anything to any of the endangered spider species. They did a double degree at Monash University in London.